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Vicious attack….luckily, not in Owen Sound

Posted by Man-meat on Monday, January 12th, 2009

As if we don’t have enough problems in the area…our top stories for Owen Sound in 2008 consisted of a racial attack, stabbing, petty baby stroller theft, and molestations. Pretty common for a city of this size…but I guess we really don’t know what fear is compared to what’s going on in Shalto (where ever [...]

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My Poor Green Dick…

Posted by Man-meat on Thursday, October 16th, 2008

Well it looks like the Grey-Bruce area has another PC victory, as per usual…
Dick Hibma gave it a valiant effort, but alas the stubborn farmers that pit the countryside are a hard bunch to convince. I guess they figure, “Hey it works…” The only problem with that, is that you never really know what the [...]

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Oktoberfest - Beer Beer Beer….and dirty germans…

Posted by Man-meat on Wednesday, August 20th, 2008

Ok, Oktoberfest is just around the corner and anyone who’s interested in participating in this fine event should remember that it involves the following:

Full lights on in a dirty establishment operated by the same people who funded the Nazi Political Party
Herpes
High Beer prices, and old women who if you sleep with, will continue to call [...]

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Most Incredible Videos of 2008

Monday, February 2nd, 2009 - Straight From Dirty's Mouth

These have to be some of the most influential videos of this past year….here’s a taste.

These in my opinion are by far some of the most important videos this past year, they explain so much, yet leave you with a aura of happiness….

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Vicious attack….luckily, not in Owen Sound

Monday, January 12th, 2009 - Featured, Some Dirty Events..., Straight From Dirty's Mouth

As if we don’t have enough problems in the area…our top stories for Owen Sound in 2008 consisted of a racial attack, stabbing, petty baby stroller theft, and molestations. Pretty common for a city of this size…but I guess we really don’t know what fear is compared to what’s going on in Shalto (where ever [...]

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My Poor Green Dick…

Thursday, October 16th, 2008 - Featured, Some Dirty Events..., Straight From Dirty's Mouth

Well it looks like the Grey-Bruce area has another PC victory, as per usual…
Dick Hibma gave it a valiant effort, but alas the stubborn farmers that pit the countryside are a hard bunch to convince. I guess they figure, “Hey it works…” The only problem with that, is that you never really know what the [...]

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Charlie Brown in Meaford?? WTF…

Sunday, September 7th, 2008 - Straight From Dirty's Mouth

It seems that things around here have gone from bad to worse….
A 75-year-old Meaford man has been charged after a 15-year-old girl reported being touched inappropriately by an older man. The incident allegedly occurred on Friday night at a private home in Meaford and was reported the next day by the teenage girl, Grey County [...]

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Wedding Gift Calculator

Monday, August 25th, 2008 - Straight From Dirty's Mouth

I think everyone can agree that getting a gift for a wedding is an enjoyable time had by all. That’s why the kind folks over at www.ihateweddings.com have created a nice simplified calculator to help with the job. It provides you with easy to follow directions such as the following examples:
The bride was pregnant and [...]

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Oktoberfest - Beer Beer Beer….and dirty germans…

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008 - Featured, Some Dirty Events..., Straight From Dirty's Mouth

Ok, Oktoberfest is just around the corner and anyone who’s interested in participating in this fine event should remember that it involves the following:

Full lights on in a dirty establishment operated by the same people who funded the Nazi Political Party
Herpes
High Beer prices, and old women who if you sleep with, will continue to call [...]

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Sketch-bags galore!

Friday, August 15th, 2008 - Featured, Straight From Dirty's Mouth

Owen Sound has hit a new low, after a weekend of a recent stabbing in the downtown core, theives have made off with our stroller and baby seat.
Yes, they were sitting on our porch, and no, I didn’t have them tied down with bear traps nearby. I guess I assumed you’d have to be a [...]

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When drinking becomes a problem…

Monday, August 11th, 2008 - Featured

This past weekend seems to prove that drinking can indeed become a problem…

When you’ve had too much, you body tends to give off signals that you should be aware of….

Urinating on yourself while dancing
Passing out randomly, and falling violently possibly causing wounds to your forehead
Having sexual relations with a stuffed bear, mistaking it for your [...]

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Reyllih Bach Party

Bach Party

Friday, August 8th, 2008 - Featured, Some Dirty Events...

I’ve deguised the title of this event mainly because the person who is in question may not want anyone to know the real meaning behind it…
Basically it will be a complete shit-show errr….fun-fest complete with clowns, dragons and popcorn…everyone loves popcorn…how can they not, the way it crackles in your mouth and tastes like sweet [...]

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The Anger Unleashed….

Dirty Anger

Friday, August 1st, 2008 - Featured, Straight From Dirty's Mouth

After a long night of drinking….Dirtball decides to relieve some anger.

Dirty’s rage continues on to a passer-by…it just so happens to be a “little person”….he didn’t stand a chance…

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