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Vicious attack….luckily, not in Owen Sound

Posted by Man-meat on Monday, January 12th, 2009

As if we don’t have enough problems in the area…our top stories for Owen Sound in 2008 consisted of a racial attack, stabbing, petty baby stroller theft, and molestations. Pretty common for a city of this size…but I guess we really don’t know what fear is compared to what’s going on in Shalto (where ever [...]

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My Poor Green Dick…

Posted by Man-meat on Thursday, October 16th, 2008

Well it looks like the Grey-Bruce area has another PC victory, as per usual…
Dick Hibma gave it a valiant effort, but alas the stubborn farmers that pit the countryside are a hard bunch to convince. I guess they figure, “Hey it works…” The only problem with that, is that you never really know what the [...]

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Oktoberfest - Beer Beer Beer….and dirty germans…

Posted by Man-meat on Wednesday, August 20th, 2008

Ok, Oktoberfest is just around the corner and anyone who’s interested in participating in this fine event should remember that it involves the following:

Full lights on in a dirty establishment operated by the same people who funded the Nazi Political Party
Herpes
High Beer prices, and old women who if you sleep with, will continue to call [...]

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Wedding Gift Calculator

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Posted by Man-meat on Monday, August 25th, 2008

I think everyone can agree that getting a gift for a wedding is an enjoyable time had by all. That’s why the kind folks over at www.ihateweddings.com have created a nice simplified calculator to help with the job. It provides you with easy to follow directions such as the following examples:

The bride was pregnant and the baby is now a toddler and was a member of the bridal party.
(Because they had the decency to make sure the relationship was going to last before getting married)
Add $75.00

Or…

Someone at the wedding volunteers to serenade the Bride and Groom with a song he/she wrote specifically for their wedding.

Subtract $10.00

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You can find this handy dandy calculator at http://ihateweddings.com/index.php?itemid=36

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