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Vicious attack….luckily, not in Owen Sound

Posted by Man-meat on Monday, January 12th, 2009

As if we don’t have enough problems in the area…our top stories for Owen Sound in 2008 consisted of a racial attack, stabbing, petty baby stroller theft, and molestations. Pretty common for a city of this size…but I guess we really don’t know what fear is compared to what’s going on in Shalto (where ever [...]

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My Poor Green Dick…

Posted by Man-meat on Thursday, October 16th, 2008

Well it looks like the Grey-Bruce area has another PC victory, as per usual…
Dick Hibma gave it a valiant effort, but alas the stubborn farmers that pit the countryside are a hard bunch to convince. I guess they figure, “Hey it works…” The only problem with that, is that you never really know what the [...]

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Oktoberfest - Beer Beer Beer….and dirty germans…

Posted by Man-meat on Wednesday, August 20th, 2008

Ok, Oktoberfest is just around the corner and anyone who’s interested in participating in this fine event should remember that it involves the following:

Full lights on in a dirty establishment operated by the same people who funded the Nazi Political Party
Herpes
High Beer prices, and old women who if you sleep with, will continue to call [...]

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Sketch-bags galore!

Man-meat

Posted by Man-meat on Friday, August 15th, 2008

Owen Sound has hit a new low, after a weekend of a recent stabbing in the downtown core, theives have made off with our stroller and baby seat.

Yes, they were sitting on our porch, and no, I didn’t have them tied down with bear traps nearby. I guess I assumed you’d have to be a pretty big piece of shit to steal baby items off a person’s front porch.

If anyone sees this piece of shit with my stroller and baby seat, please feel free to kick him/her in the teeth, and them give them a good stomp down….

* Artist’s re-creation of possible suspect below
piece-of-shit

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2 Responses to “Sketch-bags galore!”

  1. ChrisCP Says:

    Yeah, it’s pretty low to steal a stroller and baby seat but when you consider what some people will do to actual *babies* stealing baby stuff is not so shocking. When my family lived in NY (Bronx), we had a period of time where someone kept stealing potted plants from our front steps. Not even useful (as in, light ‘em up & get high, or put ‘em in your spaghetti sauce) plants. Just ordinary houseplants. People will literally steal anything.

  2. David Says:

    How do you know that someone took the stroller? Maybe you just misplaced it. Things like that happen from time to time…

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