Oktoberfest - Beer Beer Beer….and dirty germans…
Ok, Oktoberfest is just around the corner and anyone who’s interested in participating in this fine event should remember that it involves the following:
- Full lights on in a dirty establishment operated by the same people who funded the Nazi Political Party
- Herpes
- High Beer prices, and old women who if you sleep with, will continue to call the next day, and possibly the week after and even leave you presents on your doorsteps that may or may not contain Anthrax.
For those who love the above, please contact Angela Lukas, you can find her at any street corner.
Or Andrew Low, who actually has held a respectable job at the local Cidery.
Here are the details.
“I know it’s only August but tickets are already selling out. We are planning on going to the Translavania club this year October 17th (friday) If you are in please let me know by the end of this week how many of you are coming so I can get the tickets. More information will follow when it gets closer to the date!
Piece out homies!”
Update
Angela ‘Night Walker’ Lukas
“OK the tickets are purchased….22 ppls this year more than last so I am pretty pumped! You all by now know this is my favorite holiday only 59 days till the big night. The tickets costed $17.50 this year I believe that is cheaper than last. So if any of you did not get back to me then you will have to get the tickets yourself just go to http://www.oktoberfest.ca click on Transylvania Club and pick day 8 upper hall no meal Friday October 17…see you all then!”
Check out the real festivities at K/W’s Oktoberfest website