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Vicious attack….luckily, not in Owen Sound
As if we don’t have enough problems in the area…our top stories for Owen Sound in 2008 consisted of a racial attack, stabbing, petty baby stroller theft, and molestations. Pretty common for a city of this size…but I guess we really don’t know what fear is compared to what’s going on in Shalto (where ever [...]
My Poor Green Dick…
Well it looks like the Grey-Bruce area has another PC victory, as per usual…
Dick Hibma gave it a valiant effort, but alas the stubborn farmers that pit the countryside are a hard bunch to convince. I guess they figure, “Hey it works…” The only problem with that, is that you never really know what the [...]
Oktoberfest - Beer Beer Beer….and dirty germans…
Ok, Oktoberfest is just around the corner and anyone who’s interested in participating in this fine event should remember that it involves the following:
Full lights on in a dirty establishment operated by the same people who funded the Nazi Political Party
Herpes
High Beer prices, and old women who if you sleep with, will continue to call [...]
Sketch-bags galore!
Owen Sound has hit a new low, after a weekend of a recent stabbing in the downtown core, theives have made off with our stroller and baby seat.
Yes, they were sitting on our porch, and no, I didn’t have them tied down with bear traps nearby. I guess I assumed you’d have to be a [...]
When drinking becomes a problem…
This past weekend seems to prove that drinking can indeed become a problem…
When you’ve had too much, you body tends to give off signals that you should be aware of….
Urinating on yourself while dancing
Passing out randomly, and falling violently possibly causing wounds to your forehead
Having sexual relations with a stuffed bear, mistaking it for your [...]
Reyllih Bach Party
I’ve deguised the title of this event mainly because the person who is in question may not want anyone to know the real meaning behind it…
Basically it will be a complete shit-show errr….fun-fest complete with clowns, dragons and popcorn…everyone loves popcorn…how can they not, the way it crackles in your mouth and tastes like sweet [...]
The Anger Unleashed….
After a long night of drinking….Dirtball decides to relieve some anger.
Dirty’s rage continues on to a passer-by…it just so happens to be a “little person”….he didn’t stand a chance…
Warning….keep an eye out…
It was recently posted in the Sun Times that their was creepy men caught “urinating” in the public parks…. or so that’s what the creepers told police. They escaped charges, but luckily a kind person has sent in a photo of two of the perverts culprits….
Dirtplug.com is new and improved…
me smash it good…
upgraded to Wordpress…that is nice….