Archive for the ‘Straight From Dirty's Mouth’ Category
Most Incredible Videos of 2008
These have to be some of the most influential videos of this past year….here’s a taste.
These in my opinion are by far some of the most important videos this past year, they explain so much, yet leave you with a aura of happiness….
Vicious attack….luckily, not in Owen Sound
As if we don’t have enough problems in the area…our top stories for Owen Sound in 2008 consisted of a racial attack, stabbing, petty baby stroller theft, and molestations. Pretty common for a city of this size…but I guess we really don’t know what fear is compared to what’s going on in Shalto (where ever [...]
My Poor Green Dick…
Well it looks like the Grey-Bruce area has another PC victory, as per usual…
Dick Hibma gave it a valiant effort, but alas the stubborn farmers that pit the countryside are a hard bunch to convince. I guess they figure, “Hey it works…” The only problem with that, is that you never really know what the [...]
Charlie Brown in Meaford?? WTF…
It seems that things around here have gone from bad to worse….
A 75-year-old Meaford man has been charged after a 15-year-old girl reported being touched inappropriately by an older man. The incident allegedly occurred on Friday night at a private home in Meaford and was reported the next day by the teenage girl, Grey County [...]
Wedding Gift Calculator
I think everyone can agree that getting a gift for a wedding is an enjoyable time had by all. That’s why the kind folks over at www.ihateweddings.com have created a nice simplified calculator to help with the job. It provides you with easy to follow directions such as the following examples:
The bride was pregnant and [...]
Oktoberfest - Beer Beer Beer….and dirty germans…
Ok, Oktoberfest is just around the corner and anyone who’s interested in participating in this fine event should remember that it involves the following:
Full lights on in a dirty establishment operated by the same people who funded the Nazi Political Party
Herpes
High Beer prices, and old women who if you sleep with, will continue to call [...]
Sketch-bags galore!
Owen Sound has hit a new low, after a weekend of a recent stabbing in the downtown core, theives have made off with our stroller and baby seat.
Yes, they were sitting on our porch, and no, I didn’t have them tied down with bear traps nearby. I guess I assumed you’d have to be a [...]
The Anger Unleashed….
After a long night of drinking….Dirtball decides to relieve some anger.
Dirty’s rage continues on to a passer-by…it just so happens to be a “little person”….he didn’t stand a chance…