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Vicious attack….luckily, not in Owen Sound

Posted by Man-meat on Monday, January 12th, 2009

As if we don’t have enough problems in the area…our top stories for Owen Sound in 2008 consisted of a racial attack, stabbing, petty baby stroller theft, and molestations. Pretty common for a city of this size…but I guess we really don’t know what fear is compared to what’s going on in Shalto (where ever [...]

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My Poor Green Dick…

Posted by Man-meat on Thursday, October 16th, 2008

Well it looks like the Grey-Bruce area has another PC victory, as per usual…
Dick Hibma gave it a valiant effort, but alas the stubborn farmers that pit the countryside are a hard bunch to convince. I guess they figure, “Hey it works…” The only problem with that, is that you never really know what the [...]

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Oktoberfest - Beer Beer Beer….and dirty germans…

Posted by Man-meat on Wednesday, August 20th, 2008

Ok, Oktoberfest is just around the corner and anyone who’s interested in participating in this fine event should remember that it involves the following:

Full lights on in a dirty establishment operated by the same people who funded the Nazi Political Party
Herpes
High Beer prices, and old women who if you sleep with, will continue to call [...]

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After spending years at school, learning nothing more but pure hatred, Dirtplug aka. Dirtball, Dirty, Dirtbag needs help that we, our friends…cannot give nor afford.

If you find it in your heart to donate $1 to his cause, it would mean the world to this struggling student, who just needs to understand that life isn’t about hatred…it’s not even about survival…it’s all about being dirty…

Update

Dirtplug has moved to California!
He has informed me that the reason for the move was to acquire weapons and cheap mexican labour for his henious plans.

The Notorious DirtballDirtball has recently been spotted at a local wedding in the Waterloo area…he looks obviously intoxicated and was probably into hard needle drugs from the expression on his face. Rumors state that witnesses saw two escort ladies leaving his room with a camel….